Saving Halloween

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“I know he’s up to something. He best not have snuck out to Hi-Jinx again,” Irene muttered as she scurred from the house. She stopped just shy of the door to the garage door. “He had better be in there. He’s worse about sneaking off than the kids ever were.”

She stood there listening for a few seconds before a voice from behind her said, “Checking up on me?”

Irene jumped, spun around, and slapped Gene on the arm. “Oh, you gave me a fright. No, I wanted to see if you were hungry.” She couldn’t look him in the face.

Her husband, Gene, scowled, “Fibber.” Then he broke into a big grin. “Come on. I’ve got something to show you.”

She looked at him warily as he steered her by the elbow towards the open door. “The last time you did that, you tricked me into spending an hour helping you finish building a bookcase.”

“Not this time. Promise.” Gene had a sparkle to his eyes that had been gone for months.

Inside was a freestanding black wall with an orange pipe poked through it at a downward angle. “Okay, you stand down here with your hands under the pipe like you’re going to catch something.” She raised an eyebrow and put a hand on her hip. “Come on. All you have to do is catch this.” He held up what looked like a small ball of paper.

The Downstairs Neighbor

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Clack, clack, stomp. Clack, clack, stomp.

Oh, that kid upstairs is at it again. She gives me such a headache. The whole lot of them needs to move. Those noisy kids have been at it for more than two months. That’s too enough. At least the two older kids stay away now. What to do about that little one, thought the downstairs neighbor. I was here first. They need to go.